Portland, Oregon

In Portland, Oregon, we only say things
That are politcally correct,
Like 'Pan-Sexual' and 'Gender-Queer.'
We use sign language to talk
And incorperate the Non-Hearing.
We construct a diet of brown rice
and green beans
And so much coke we can't function.
We chainsmoke cigarettes,
For intellect,
In Portland, Oregon.